i'malb.
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i'm a little
bitch.

Send your friend a beautifully designed accusation. They probably deserve it.

An anonymous card-generator for calling out a flaky friend, group-chat villain, gym-skipper, or anyone in your life behaving like a little bitch about something trivial. Free, instant, no accounts.

Call someone a little bitch →See the Wall of Bitches
75bitches called out this week
★ THE EXHIBITS ★
to:
MARCUS
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said the iced latte was 'a little too cold.'
with love, the gc
2level 2/10 — borderline whiny
to:
LENA
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Bailed at 6:58pm citing 'mysterious low battery.'
with love, dani
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
JAMES
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Refused to try the oyster. In front of everyone.
with love, kayla
9level 9/10 — historic event
how it works

three (3) easy steps.

1
pick a reason
choose a template or write it yourself (140 chars, choose wisely).
2
set the level
crank the dial. 1 is whiny, 10 is a federal incident.
3
send the link
text, dm, airdrop, hand-deliver. they will know.
from the wall

recent accusations.

see the whole wall →
to:
jordan
“kept saying 'i could go either way' all night”
level 3/10— anon
to:
priya
“set thermostat to 78°F like a lunatic”
level 6/10— anon
to:
theo
“left the gym after 14 minutes again”
level 8/10— anon
to:
mei
“asked the bartender for 'their lightest IPA'”
level 4/10— anon
questions you'd ask

not a real lawyer.

Is this mean?
No. It's affectionate. The joke is the format. We never punch down, never target identity, just trivial stuff.
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Can I get a card removed?
Yes. Every card has a one-click removal link. No account needed.
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Do you store my friends' names?
Only the name on the card, and only until it expires (14 days). That's it.
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Can I schedule a card?
Yes — open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form, pick a date/time up to 30 days out. Share the link whenever; the card stays sealed until your scheduled moment.
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last call:
got somebody in mind?
This took you less time to read than it would take them to whine again. Strike now.
make a card →